Times are tough and let’s be real: most of us don’t have $150 jinglin’ in our Diesel jeans (although did you check underneath the futon?)
Nonetheless, you may want to donate to the Library as part of our big 2012 fundraising drive so we can comply with federal and state safety requirements, and thereby harvest a bounty of our bountiful rewards.
As such, you want to become an Assassin and get:
* Three (3) pairs of tickets for three (3) shows for the next three (3) years, plus
* A t-shirt
* 10% discount
* Bumper sticker
* A copy of the HML book, and
* An invite to our donor celebration party.
One problem: you don’t have $1,500 handy. (Actually… did you check in that “no man’s land” in your car between the passenger seat floor and parking brake?)
But it’s no biggie! You can donate in installments – heck, any installment you like! Just go here and get the ball rolling. Or just call us at 831-667-2574.
So now you donate a set amount to the Library on a monthly basis. Think of it like student loans, minus the lifetime of regret and financial ruin.