Brand new American Apparel HML t-shirt! Donate to the stage fund and get one!

I never really found Henry Miller to be an attractive fellow.

I’m well-aware of his way with the ladies, but I simply attributed it to his winning personality.  And being a good listener.

I mean, if you look at pictures of him from the 30s, he looks like a creepy lab technician.

Clark Gable he wasn’t.


Then I saw our new, awesome t-shirts.  Manufactured just down the road by American Apparel, the shirt find a middle-aged Henry, cigarette in hand, lustily leering in the camera.

I felt things inside of me I cannot explain.  Nor do I want an explanation.

Tingly things.

At the bottom, all subtle-like, it says, “The Henry Miller Library – Where Nothing Happens.”

These t-shirts are hot off the presses and can be yours for a $50 donation to our Kickstarter project!

Yes, we’ve completely and totally demolished our goal thanks to y’all, but given the highway washout and the general absence of customers – it’s so lonely – any little bit would still help.

And if you’re wondering if we’ll be selling these in the store and online later on, yes we will.  They’ll of course be cheaper than $50, but your purchase won’t be tax-deductible.

We are a transparent bunch!

Anyway, do consider buying a cool t-shirt.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go dunk my head in a bucket of ice water.

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